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Scene 34
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KNIGHT: There! Look!
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LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
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GALAHAD: What language is that?
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ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar!
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MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
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GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!
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LAUNCELOT: Course!
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KNIGHT: What does it say?
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MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of
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Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail
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in the Castle of uuggggggh'.
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ARTHUR: What?
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MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'.
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BEDEMIR: What is that?
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MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
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LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
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MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
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ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'.
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He'd just say it!
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MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
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GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
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ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
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MAYNARD: No. Just, 'uuggggggh'.
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LAUNCELOT: Aauuggghhh.
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KNIGHT: Aaauggh.
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BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camauuuugh?
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KNIGHT: Where's that?
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BEDEMIR: France, I think.
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LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall?
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ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
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LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.
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SEVERAL: Iiiiives.
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BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo!
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LAUNCELOT: No, no, aauuuuugh, at the back of the throat. Aauuugh.
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BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.
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LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaagh!
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BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaagh!
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KNIGHT: Oooh!
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KNIGHT: Oh, no!
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[roar]
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MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of aaauuugh!
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ARTHUR: Run away!
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ALL: Run away! Run away!
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[roar]
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NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape
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for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the
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animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril
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was no more. The Quest for the Holy Grail could continue.
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